Look into the world of me....

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:30:54 GMT

bakerncsu

omg

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:39:55 GMT

the boat frickin huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`

To Brendan

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:04:34 GMT

I posted something just for you...

To be silly....so don't take it to mean anything more than that....

I am not rational at all...lol

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:39:01 GMT

Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion,
irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through
fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very
spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as
a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal
logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would
have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some
interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete
strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble,
it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble,
almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and
harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or
anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your
personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted,
gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen
to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but
I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on Rationality
You scored higher than 95% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 25% on Brutality
You scored higher than 20% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Quizzes in the morning

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 13:53:38 GMT

I'm hysterical!!

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Your SAT Score of 1310 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern

You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush

You Scored Lower Than Al Gore

You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny

You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman

You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range

Equivalent ACT score: 29

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:

College of William and Mary

New York University

Boston College

United States Naval Academy

University of California, Berkeley

What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

Who has the dirtiest mind

LiveJournal Username

What is your favorate position?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Navel rape, Assmuppet, or Couch sodomy?

FOAM!

The perfect first date would involve

Percent of Kink you posess

78%

Will increase your kinkiness

rogueleader

by this percent

And it will earn you this much money in DVD Sales

Will be in the DVD, as a sidekick

bluesdiscovery

Will star in the DVD as 'Orgasmo'

jackleg512

Will have to clean the booths in the store where people watch said 'DVD' for a living

kitty_b

Will fall in love with you even after seeing the DVD, and marry you, and exploit you.

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I have important stuff I could type about. I just want to say getting fired sucks. It's never happened to me before. And it really sucks because it was unjustly. But I'm still going to the beach this weekend. Awesome!

Christiaan broke up with me...

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 02:17:14 GMT

Because he didn't feel that we were more than "good friends that had sex on the side." Well, let me say that is the most disturbing thing I think anyone has ever said to me. He just doesn't think that we can grow any closer than we have. That we'll just be good friends. Even though he says it isn't true, but I know in my head, that he's comparing me to Ann Marie. But I am not that. I wish he would give me time to show you that I'm not her. And the fact that he thinks I want to have sex too much, even though the last few times we had sex, he was the one starting it, even when I said I wasn't looking to have sex. Whatever. I just wish I hadn't asked him if he didn't like me anymore...because then I would know that I definitely want to go to Florida with him. But we are supposed to hang out sometime tomorrow to see if I can deal with seeing him and not being with him. Considering the fact that we have acted a lot like friends, but I thought that was a good basis for a relationship, that if you could be like friends, it was a better relationship then if we only acted like we were dating. I just don't get it. I'm confused about how 36 hours of thinkig can change so much. But I guess I wasn't being narotic by thinking he didn't like me anymore and was acting differently and talking less, because obviously he felt differently. We are supposed to hang out sometime to see if I can deal with going to Florida with him. I really hope that I can be comfortable enough because going to Florida with a group of friends should be really awesome. I want to be able to go...please let me be able to go.

I'm just drumbstruck by the whole 180 degrees. He just blew me away. I thought our conversation would be why I didn't like him and not him agreeing that he doesn't like me anymore. Blah. I hate guys.

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Sun, 10 Jul 2005 06:25:59 GMT

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quizzes

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 21:30:11 GMT

Your Kissing Purity Score: 17% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.

Kissing Purity Test

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart.
Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people.
You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile.

You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker.
You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side.
Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Arrogant Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Austria.

How You Died: Hung for treason.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

You Are 22 Years Old

22

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandz

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:09:03 GMT

A is for - Age: 22
B is for - Bust Size: 36C
C is for - Career: Waitressing and hopefully accounting
D is for - Dad's name: Douglas Dean
E is for - Essential item to bring to a party: Camera
F is for - Favorite song at the moment: Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk with My Heart
G is for - Guys you've kissed: I think I'm in the 40's now
H is for - Hometown: High Point, NC, but I now live in Raleigh, NC
I is for - Instruments you play: I played the flute, but I left it at my middle school in my band locker after my 8th grade year
J is for - Job title: Waitress and Photo Lab Tech
K is for - Kids: I have none, thank god.
L is for - Live with: I live with Jessica and Lucy and pay rent, as well as, sublive with Christiaan
M is for - Mom's name: Mary Katherine
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: I'm on #8, hopefully I'll never make it to double digits
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: None.
P is for - Phobia[s]: Roaches, my house falling down from thunder, being unwanted
Q is for - Quote: "But my lips hurt real bad"
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: Jessica and I have been married for 3.89 years come August 18th. But heterosexual relationships, was 2.5 years
S is for - Sexual position: Anyone where the guy is aggressive or I feel sexy.
T is for - Time you wake up: Between 10am and noon, depending on when I work
U is for - Unusual talent: I can put my thumbs behind my fingers
V is for - Vegetable you love: Broccoli
W is for - Worst habit: Smoking and being an attention whore
X is for - X-rays you've had: Chest, teeth, wrist and hand.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: I don't cook my spouse does it for me (thanks Jessica)
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Proud to be an American....

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 07:07:32 GMT

You Are 70% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

Your Summer Anthem is Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

For you, summer is all about fun, friends, and a little girl fighting.

What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

And quite humorous....Christiaan's is one of his favorite bands...go figure....

Your Summer Anthem is Speed of Sound by Coldplay

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.

You're out of your mind this summer, in a good way.

What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

Ice Cream

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:49:03 GMT

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream

Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it.
You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

I'm an alcoholic in the works....

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 15:17:48 GMT

Your Pisces Drinking Style

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain.
Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but you build up a mighty tolerance fast.
You're an expensive date!

On the other hand, you're a fabulously enchanting partner, whether in conversation or in crime.
With the right person, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days.
The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.

Your Signature Cocktails

Pisces rules fresh mint, and you do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well.
You also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch.
(Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.)
You're a total chocoholic, and you love creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Drew Barrymore, Chelsea Clinton, Queen Latifah, Bruce Willis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ted Kennedy, Jon Bon Jovi, Fabio

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

I rock....

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 19:13:42 GMT

You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

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Wed, 22 Jun 2005 18:04:33 GMT

Your Sex Sign is Gemini!

You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.

Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.

No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.

You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.

You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.

You have the tendency to be promiscious.

You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.

You'll try anything and try it often.

You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.

Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.

Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.

It's a challenge to keep up with you...

And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.

You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

What's Your Sex Sign??

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Work sucks...

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 22:54:15 GMT

I think I've been put on the horrible employee list at work. I mean, I did the stupidest thing. I was spending the night at Christiaan's and I brought clothes...except instead of bringing my skirt, I picked up a shirt...so I had no black bottoms to wear in the car. I was pissed, I called Jessica to see if she could bring it to me, but she couldn't she had things to do. Well, then I call at 10am, because I knew at 9 45, Toni was not going to be there...so I called when I knew she'd be there not to inconvenience the cooks in the back. Well, Andrias didn't like that very much, he was mad that I called at 10am to say that I was going to be late, because there were people there before hand that could have answered the phone. I'm sorry that we judged the situation differently. Well, I got sent home. I wonder if I'm going to lose 5 shifts now and be suspended again. Who knows? And what really makes me mad at myself is that I'm trying to be better, get there on time and not 2 minutes late everyday. I'm really trying. And then I do stupid things like this. I would have been completely on time today because I would have left Christiaan's apartment in plenty of time to get to Hibernian, I was just a dumbass and didn't pack the right clothes! I mean, I even tried to put the shirt on my legs before I realized that it was in fact not a skirt, but a shirt. Oh the joys being a fuck up...well Christiaan is pulling in, I can hear his music, so I'm going to go relax the rest of the evening with him. Hope everyone else's day has been going better than mine.

I knew I was a bad driver...

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 19:14:10 GMT

Here are your personal scores/results in the four areas that we analyzed:

Safety:

You are a Marginally Safe Driver
Your Safety Score: 57.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 69.19%

Aggressiveness:

You are a Aggressive Driver
Your Degree of Aggressiveness: 72.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 57.02%

Courtesy:

You are a Somewhat Courteous Driver
Your Courtesy Score: 57.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 73.75%

Rage:

You are a Potential Road Rager
Your Degree of Rage: 62.5 %

The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 55.55%%

Quick thought....

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:24:16 GMT

I'm so getting my period, I'm eating like a pig and craving chocolate...like big time...craving, yearning, dying for chocolate...it's so sad.

My Weekend.

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:22:34 GMT

Got drunk at Burke St with David and Lizz...

Went to purgatory, had a fucking blast. Got really drunk. Thought that 20% of a 41 dollar tab was 20 bucks, those bartenders really loved me. Almost puked because while David was spinning me, I looked up....saw all the people fly by...asked him to stop, but he didn't hear me...could have been a bad night...projectile vomiting while spinning in a circle, I'd feel bad for all the onlookers. Would have made for some cool pictures though. I also got stalked by this Scott guy who looked to be part Mexican't.

Overall I had a good weekend. Oh, laid out with Lizz and got some good color! I'm excited. Too bad I have tanlines now.

Things with Christiaan are going well. I think we both enjoy being around each other fairly often, so it all works out. He came into Hibernian tonight to eat since he has yet to go the grocery store...well he has now, just after he ate food at work. Fucker tipped me too! I told him not to! :mad:

Well, I think that is all for now. I'm tired. Jessica and I just laid in her bed and laughed for like an hour...I love her.

some quizzes

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 16:08:55 GMT

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English

10% Dixie

10% Yankee

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

OMG I'M NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!! No wonder I love that movie so much....

You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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I have this bad feeling that I'm going to be late for work today. I need to go wake up Sara and tell her we need to leave by like 1pm to ensure that I am there long before 4pm...I just have a feeling there is a wreck or something, I don't know...everything will be okay though, I'm just anal...

I GOT SATURDAY OFF

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 12:43:00 GMT

So, I'm going to Winston Salem and to High Point to visit David & Lizz and family, respectively.

I am muy excited.

So much for having not so great credit...

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 20:23:16 GMT

The power guys are making me deposit equivalent to two months of the power bill to transfer it into my name...I wish I had money to pay off them damn credit bills...oh well...at least I made enough money this weekend to cover it myself and still have money left over...

A Few Quizzes..

Tue, 31 May 2005 10:00:40 GMT

Your Birthdate: February 23

With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.

You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.

You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.

You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.

Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.

A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.

You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility.

Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your #1 Love Type: ENFJ

The Giver

In love, you give your all and feel guilty when relationships fail.
For you, sex is not seperate from love and caring.

Overall, you are humorous, giving, and motivational.
However, you tend to be over-protective and critical of your partner.

Best matches: INFP or ISFP

Your #2 Love Type: ENFP

The Inspirer

In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.
For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.

Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.
However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.

Best matches: INTJ and INFJ

What's Your Love Type?

Brendan from Hibernian Can Kiss My Ass

Tue, 31 May 2005 07:52:59 GMT

Just because they moved from the library to near the bar with their 300 dollar tab doesn't mean I'm going to transfer you their tab...so don't fucking yell at me and make me cry. I worked my ass off for their tip and I deserve every penny of it. And don't tell me to tip out somebody, I'll do it if I feel I need to...she might have stayed really late, but that's because you wouldn't let her go home when I said that I was fine and dandy by myself. That's not my fault you did that, not at all. You need to just grow up...and stop thinking that you are so fucking high and mighty because you aren't and I don't fucking care...I'm going to have to have a conversation with Pete about all this because it's ridiculous...and you may say, that you guys poured all of their drinks and what not?? What about Christiaan and his friends, you poured all of their drinks but it wasn't a big deal...they didn't order any food...so suck my left nut...I hate you. You are don't deserver to have a girlfriend or make money or have friends. You deserve to live alone and die alone and just feel like shit all the time. I don't desever being treated like shit...I worked my ass off for the money that I made and you can kiss my ass.

On a happier note, I walked away with $213 tonight!! That's enough extra money to fix my tire. BTW I hit the curb the other night, and blew my tire. Christiaan came to the rescue and helped me change the tire. I could have done it myself, but I wanted the guidance incase I got confused. I think I might have already posted this shit, oh well.

I just realized that I have enough money to pay for everything...I'm so awesome...and still have extra money to spare!!! It'll be great! I had like 200 bucks more than I even thought I did. For so long I've been thinking I was poor and all the money I'd been making was just so I could cover my rent...I feel so great now, not really worried about money at the moment. Maybe I can find some sexier shirts to wear to work, like tank tops and what not...and some shoes that are easier to walk in...because I walked out of my shoes twice the other night...

Oh and on Sunday I worked a fucking 15 hour day...made like $150 bucks...I hosted for 5 hours and only waited tables at night...so I made more than that but won't get that pay check, if any until next week...because making so much money tonight is going to influence my taxes a good degree.

Well, I'm done for now. Jessica is making chilli. So, I'm going to talk to her about our finances. And what we gots to pay.

Thanks Christiaan for coming out to Hibernian. Sorry I was in a bad mood and very busy, I'll make it up sometime.

Thanks Lizz

Sat, 28 May 2005 16:37:16 GMT

You Were Actually Born Under:

No worries, you're not really pig-like in your personality.
(Though you have been known to have a healthy appetite!)
You are highly intelligent - forever studying and gaining knowledge.
You have a heart of gold and you are appreciated by many.

You are most compatible with a Rabbit or Goat.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

Full of spunk, you are the original party animal.
You bring fun, activity, and stimulation to any event.
Self-control is not one of your strong points; you have been known to over indulge.
Cheerful and energetic, you can turn the most boring thing into something fun.

You are most compatible with a Rat or Dragon.

What Year Were You Born Under?

Whatcha think of my

Thu, 26 May 2005 22:47:43 GMT

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